There’s this overpaid Brit who plays this weird game they call football. This is the game played by women over here in the US. I think our girls won a gold medal at the Olympics a few days ago, but that Beckham is not a girl, of course, although he does wear a sarong (that’s a skirt for men). They also act like sedatives which helps you to sleep. When you are better rested, you have a more balanced view of your condition. But let’s stop pretending that we are very clever. This Beckham guy is hanging out with the stars in LA and now Tom Cruise is boasting that he’s lost 10 pounds in six weeks thanks to Beckham’s advice. So kicking a ball help you lose weight. But Cruise has been under pressure from Katie Holmes who’s fifteen years younger than him. Love handles aren’t that sexy, even in a movie star. You don’t have to be a scientologist to figure that one out. Most other A-listers would have been quietly popping pills like Acomplia - the top European weight loss pills. But Beckham must have a diet book coming out, so Cruise is out there pitching for him. If he has lost weight, perhaps he’s quietly taking Acomplia. The moral of this is: if you can’t hang out with top Brit footballers who dress like girls, you can take Acomplia and lose weight the easy way.